welcome to another episode of...

amy: "When bad puns fail over instant messenger!"
andy: fuck that, my pun was officially awesome.

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amy: sometimes i think i want to marry a burrito, and have little burrito babies
amy: but then that takes me into new and unfamiliar territories, like, WTF? and cannibalism
amy: and i'm just not ready to go there, not yet.
andy: i'm glad you've spent some time thinking this one through.
andy: it would be unfortunate to run with the intial idea and then regret it later.

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amy: sometimes i wonder, which came first: slapstick comedy or leprosy?
andy: i think they co-evolved.
amy: and now i am going to reflect on how i am going to hell for making that joke.

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amy: he sleeps on a pile of money?
andy: well, that wasn't stated explicitly, but do you know anyone who wouldn't if they could?
andy: sometimes i pull all my money out of the bank in pennies for a weekend, and sleep on that.

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andy: sucks to have your final act overshadowed by the fact that you died. the best you can hope for is to combine the two, like being eaten by a shark.
andy: failing that, being killed by an out-of-control dragster in the south probably works, too.

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amy: ooh, i'm excited. i like naming things.
amy: that's like, the most exciting thing about children.
amy: (it's all downhill after that)
andy: living the adamite dream.
andy: and you don't even have to lose a rib.

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andy: MAKE_ROCKET_GO!
amy: I_CAN_HAS_ROCKET?
amy: INVISIBLE_ROCKET_OH_NOES

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andy: that's like, 53 button presses on a cellphone.
amy: unless you are a text ninja
andy: being a text ninja is like being a light switch ninja.
amy: i hear those light switch ninjas get all the girls, though.

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amy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=q3M2X4ZAH_w
andy: at some point, a musician has to ask himself, "Will playing my instrument faster get me laid more often?" at some point the amount of effort going into playing faster vastly outstrips the amount of effort going into getting laid.
andy: this guys went past that sweet spot years ago and never looked back.
amy: this is the part where i feel like i should say "i'd hit that,"but really, i wouldn't.
andy: i would just assume you meant "hit it with my car"
amy: his perm is really nice?

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andy: i'm not sure what sound my brain makes when it wakes up.
andy: probably a whimper.

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andy: i want to make the sound of a balloon deflating.
andy: (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
andy: softly

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andy: I am going to leave you with one thought: LOLcatapults.
andy: and now I am going to leave.