(psst, let's pretend i didn't forget to update)

Not so many one-liners...just a lot of long ones this time (that's what she said).

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andy: http://www.beardsbeardsbeards.com/emo.html
andy:
http://conversationswithmyboss.blogspot.com/2007/12/long-overdue-update.html
andy: somebody owes us some cash.

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amy: so i just bought a makeup brush the other day, and i opened it up this morning
amy: it smells like gasoline
amy: in a way that makes me kind of want to set it on fire to see what happens
andy: maybe it's a makeup brush for attracting mechanics.
andy: or huffers?
andy: either way.
amy: sounds like i can't lose

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andy: we aim to please.
amy: lol
andy: your mom.

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amy: nous avons un ordinateur francais!!!!!!!
amy: c'est si bon!
andy: oi.
andy: oy
andy: oui
andy: we
amy: that's what she said
amy: c'est qu'elle dit.
andy: cqd
amy: did i just win that exchange?
andy: i think that victory was so strong it might have gone into the future.
andy: did you know that jackie chan only has one word for snow?

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andy: chloroform > dreams

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andy: [SPAM: ***********************] Huge tool to please your lassie
andy: http://dailyplanet314.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/lassie3.jpg
amy: um, i don't think that's what they meant
andy: hey, the kid looks like a tool and the dog looks happy.

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andy: just something i got in an email, but i was just entertained by
the fact that it was so ... big.
amy: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
amy: i typed it in lowercase first
amy: but then I realized that it needed all capital letters
andy: that's what she said.
amy: damn you
amy: stealing my thunder
amy: i stole your mom's thunder last night
amy: WOO
amy: EAT IT, [ANDY'S LAST NAME]
amy: i'm going to calm down now
andy: probably best for all involved.

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andy: coffee cat says: i have peed in your coffee. now you have rabies.

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andy: firefox is a fucking whore.
amy: i think i've got nothing but sympathy and a "your mom" joke
andy: i love how firefox crashes and then tells you that you've been
updated when you restart
andy: it's like your dog bringing you the paper after he's shit on the carpet

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amy: i like the irony of mixing two totally unpalatable drinks - gin and tonic - in order to make them more palatable
andy: it does seem strange.
andy: i liked the idea from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, that every planet had a version of the gin and tonic that tasted more or less the same and had a name that sounded more or less like "gin and tonic".
amy: universal constants?
amy: like gravity?
andy: very much like gravity.
andy: in a glass.
amy: i had a grave moment with your mom last night.
andy: i collapsed your mom in a gravity well last night.
andy: i was tossed into your mom's black hole and re-emitted as radiation.
andy: hm ... too graphic.
amy: that's what she said.

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andy: infinitives: to split, or to not split?

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amy: your mom was funny last night
amy: must have been the acid?
amy: hm.
amy: did i just take the joke to a new level?
andy: i'm not sure what just happend.
amy: not just sex, but now drugs
amy: next up: your mom and I will be playing rock and roll
amy: ROCK BAND
andy: that's what your mom and i did.
andy: except we had sex.
amy: you sure schooled me.

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amy: na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na na
andy: you are being chased by a ball. it appears to be made up of pieces of your world that have been rolled up by a super-massive thing in the middle. a small man pushes the ball. you are afraid.
andy: > run
andy: which direction?
andy: > run N
andy: there is a cow to the north. you run toward it.
andy: > examine cow
andy: you try to take a close look at the cow, but it is quickly rolled up by the ball, which has overtaken you. you stare into the little man's eyes. he stares back and mutters something about his father.
andy: > cry
andy: seems like the right thing to do.