last update for a little while

andy: cat cthulhu.txt sed 's/elder gods/cast of "21 Jump Street"/g' sed 's/Cthulhu/Johnny Depp/g' sed 's/non-Euclidean/early 90s/g'

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andy: did you know that in vietnam, the currency iscalled the "dong".
andy: that lead to an awesome economist article thatused the pharse "offshore dong trading"
andy: it also talked about "relieving pressure on the dong
andy: how the hell am i supposed to take it seriously?
amy: i paid your mom in dong one time

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andy: game: porn, or XP article?
andy: "Bob K. and I found ourselves at the same hotel in late 1999. We thought we'd do a little pairing."

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andy: the overlap between "people you want to see naked" and "people who get naked freely" is vanishingly small.

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amy: SNAP
andy: snap cat will drown his sorrows in a bowl of milk.

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amy: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/07/26/johnny-depp-in-sausa.html
amy: i like the idea of johnny depp sausage
andy: well duh.
amy: i'd disclaim here that i think johnny depp the person is overrated
amy: but that doesn't really leave much left
andy: i just want his sausage.
amy: me too, andy. me too.

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amy: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/07/02/internet-catfight.html
amy: watch all the way through for the "surprise ending"
andy: ok
andy: thanks.
andy: that was ... awesome.
amy: lol
andy: now i know how to stop a bar fight.
amy: that could be your superpower
amy: I do believe you were the one that said vomit wasstrength leaving the body
andy: that sounds like something i would have said.
amy: i have a record of it, in fact
andy: damn you!


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andy:http://www.thehamburgerphone.com/?gclid=CIDV5__VoZQCFQMIswodv3KxtA
andy: MAILTO:support@thehamburgerphone.com
andy: i don't know, i just like the email address.
andy: maybe i'll pick up the gmail addressmailto:supportatthehamburgerphone@gmail.com
andy: kind of meta.
amy: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING THE HAMBURGERPHONE!
andy: holy fuck, your hamburger is RINGING!
amy: they've got a hamburgerphone and a cheeseburgerphone
amy: do you suppose they've got a veggieburgerphone?
amy: i can has cheezburgerphone?
andy: this cannot end well.
amy: cheeseburglerphone
amy: cheeseburgerphoneburgler?
amy: i can do this ALL DAY!
andy: i know.
amy: ...
amy: actually, i can't, i ran out of ideas