you s'posed to be up cookin' breakfast or somethin'

amy: it's like an alarm clock!
andy: wooowooo

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andy: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=37209062
andy: this requires headphones
andy: or not.
andy: no, you want to hear it.
andy: you really do.
amy: um
amy: kind of catchy?
andy: it's got a good beat, and i can dance to it.
andy: WHILE DRESSED LIKE A WOLF.
amy: oh god, the singing just started
andy: oh
andy: yeah, that's where it gets good.
amy: you win.

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amy: i've been looking up php string comparators, and i keep seeing "preg_match" and "preg_quote" etc. and going "whoah!"
andy: yeah, php gets around and doesn't wear a rubber.
andy: that's why it also has a std_library

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andy: any solution that fails to incorporate fire is only 75% of a solution.

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andy: curl -s 'http://www.timecube.com' sed 's/<[^>]*>//g' sed 's/&[^;]*;//g' tr '\n\r' ' ' sed 's/\*\**\*/\n/g' awk '{ printrand(), $0 }' sort -n cut -d " " -f 2- head -n 1
andy: i have created the ultimate script.
amy: umm
amy: good for you.
amy: want a cookie?

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amy: you have finally mastered the lolcat language!
andy: well, not quite. i can ask where the bathroom is, where to get a burrito, etc.
andy: i can get by.

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regarding this article: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/07/18/BAG9JR2C201.DTL

andy: has anybody lol'd that dog from that article i sent you yesterday?
amy: no
amy: but i think you need to.
amy: "wino dog just want 1$"
andy: "i eated what the horse eated after he eated it"

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andy: tell you what: every time you text me something, i'll just assume you added "oh snap" to the end of it.
andy: then we can save some bandwidth.