"Good fortune has its roots in disaster, and Pinot sales have shot through the gag wrapped over her face."

andy: it's the difference between "oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh" and "WOO WOO"

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amy: http://foryourentertainment.blogspot.com/2007/07/oh-my.html
andy: it's always good to have a preview of your nightmares, just so you know what to expect ahead of time

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about: http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/07/seriously-hungr.html

andy: he's young
andy: he's had a short life
amy: who?
andy: [coworker]. he said it was the best video he had ever seen in his life.
amy: oh
amy: he obviously hasn't seen thriller.

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amy: http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/07/son-those-are-s.html
amy: this just doesn't look...right
andy: the cute overload anal fixation must end!

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amy: [quoting coworker] "nice catch, all fix now! kthxbuy"
amy: i kind of want to point out that's not how you spell "bai"
andy: stop judging. lolcat just wants to love.

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andy: sinsnarky.
andy: my contributions to the english language will be measured in kilowords.
amy: yes. yes they will.

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amy: wow, the paris version of the haunted mansion has _much_ better music than the US one
andy: paris hilton has a haunted mansion?
amy: she can fit a lot in there...
andy: i was wondering where you would go with that.
amy: i meant her purse.
andy: so did i.

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amy: i'm sure his inner hipster will weep.
andy: so will the outer hipster.