andy: cat cthulhu.txt sed 's/elder gods/cast of "21 Jump Street"/g' sed 's/Cthulhu/Johnny Depp/g' sed 's/non-Euclidean/early 90s/g'
andy: did you know that in vietnam, the currency iscalled the "dong".
andy: that lead to an awesome economist article thatused the pharse "offshore dong trading"
andy: it also talked about "relieving pressure on the dong
andy: how the hell am i supposed to take it seriously?
amy: i paid your mom in dong one time
andy: game: porn, or XP article?
andy: "Bob K. and I found ourselves at the same hotel in late 1999. We thought we'd do a little pairing."
andy: the overlap between "people you want to see naked" and "people who get naked freely" is vanishingly small.
andy: snap cat will drown his sorrows in a bowl of milk.
amy: i like the idea of johnny depp sausage
andy: well duh.
amy: i'd disclaim here that i think johnny depp the person is overrated
amy: but that doesn't really leave much left
andy: i just want his sausage.
amy: me too, andy. me too.
amy: watch all the way through for the "surprise ending"
andy: that was ... awesome.
andy: now i know how to stop a bar fight.
amy: that could be your superpower
amy: I do believe you were the one that said vomit wasstrength leaving the body
andy: that sounds like something i would have said.
amy: i have a record of it, in fact
andy: damn you!
andy: i don't know, i just like the email address.
andy: maybe i'll pick up the gmail addressmailto:firstname.lastname@example.org
andy: kind of meta.
amy: RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING THE HAMBURGERPHONE!
andy: holy fuck, your hamburger is RINGING!
amy: they've got a hamburgerphone and a cheeseburgerphone
amy: do you suppose they've got a veggieburgerphone?
amy: i can has cheezburgerphone?
andy: this cannot end well.
amy: i can do this ALL DAY!
andy: i know.
amy: actually, i can't, i ran out of ideas