amy: it's like an alarm clock!
andy: wooowooo
--
andy: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=37209062
andy: this requires headphones
andy: or not.
andy: no, you want to hear it.
andy: you really do.
amy: um
amy: kind of catchy?
andy: it's got a good beat, and i can dance to it.
andy: WHILE DRESSED LIKE A WOLF.
amy: oh god, the singing just started
andy: oh
andy: yeah, that's where it gets good.
amy: you win.
--
amy: i've been looking up php string comparators, and i keep seeing "preg_match" and "preg_quote" etc. and going "whoah!"
andy: yeah, php gets around and doesn't wear a rubber.
andy: that's why it also has a std_library
--
andy: any solution that fails to incorporate fire is only 75% of a solution.
--
andy: curl -s 'http://www.timecube.com' sed 's/<[^>]*>//g' sed 's/&[^;]*;//g' tr '\n\r' ' ' sed 's/\*\**\*/\n/g' awk '{ printrand(), $0 }' sort -n cut -d " " -f 2- head -n 1
andy: i have created the ultimate script.
amy: umm
amy: good for you.
amy: want a cookie?
--
amy: you have finally mastered the lolcat language!
andy: well, not quite. i can ask where the bathroom is, where to get a burrito, etc.
andy: i can get by.
--
regarding this article: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/07/18/BAG9JR2C201.DTL
andy: has anybody lol'd that dog from that article i sent you yesterday?
amy: no
amy: but i think you need to.
amy: "wino dog just want 1$"
andy: "i eated what the horse eated after he eated it"
--
andy: tell you what: every time you text me something, i'll just assume you added "oh snap" to the end of it.
andy: then we can save some bandwidth.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Saturday, July 14, 2007
ohhhh snap.
amy: ohhhh snap
andy: do i need to tell you how awesome it looks when you "ohhh snap" yourself over im?
andy: that's why god invented BOLD AND CAPS LOCK
amy: OHHHHH SNAP!!1
amy: better?
andy: i like the fact that you hit the keys extra hard to make that.
amy: i hit your mom extra hard last night.
--
amy: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/03/u-think-we-share-2-much/
andy: now that's funny.
amy: every time a lolcat makes someone laugh, an angel gets its wings
amy: on the flip side of that coin, every time a lolcat fails to make someone laugh, god kills a kitten
amy: frankly, they're in a battle for very cat survival
--
amy: i'm torn between chipotle or "the real man's burrito"
amy: um.
amy: shit.
amy: i meant la bamba.
--
amy: is he actually following?
andy: maybe not, but i'm trying to develop better habits.
andy: like your mom, when she dresses up like a nun.
--
andy: this sounds complicated. i just want to shoot a burrito at [coworker]
amy: burrito gun?
andy: we prefer the term "cannon" in the burrito projectile business.
--
andy: wrt our penguin eating discussion:http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2007/07/10/penguin1.jpg
amy: i hear penguin breast meat is the best. penguin legs are small, and not all that meaty.
andy: like your mom?
andy: sorry, that one was pretty cheap.
andy: like your mom.
amy: first rule of your mom: never apologize!
amy: your mom certainly didn't.
andy: you beat me to it.
andy: like your mom did last night.
andy: this is going to be bad, isn't it?
--
andy: http://www.pliantsoftware.ws/botchallengesetup.asmx?wsdl
andy: should be wsdl, right?
andy: and yet . . .
amy: that certainly explains why the web service tests aren't working.
andy: yep.
amy: yep.
andy: do i need to tell you how awesome it looks when you "ohhh snap" yourself over im?
andy: that's why god invented BOLD AND CAPS LOCK
amy: OHHHHH SNAP!!1
amy: better?
andy: i like the fact that you hit the keys extra hard to make that.
amy: i hit your mom extra hard last night.
--
amy: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/03/u-think-we-share-2-much/
andy: now that's funny.
amy: every time a lolcat makes someone laugh, an angel gets its wings
amy: on the flip side of that coin, every time a lolcat fails to make someone laugh, god kills a kitten
amy: frankly, they're in a battle for very cat survival
--
amy: i'm torn between chipotle or "the real man's burrito"
amy: um.
amy: shit.
amy: i meant la bamba.
--
amy: is he actually following?
andy: maybe not, but i'm trying to develop better habits.
andy: like your mom, when she dresses up like a nun.
--
andy: this sounds complicated. i just want to shoot a burrito at [coworker]
amy: burrito gun?
andy: we prefer the term "cannon" in the burrito projectile business.
--
andy: wrt our penguin eating discussion:http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2007/07/10/penguin1.jpg
amy: i hear penguin breast meat is the best. penguin legs are small, and not all that meaty.
andy: like your mom?
andy: sorry, that one was pretty cheap.
andy: like your mom.
amy: first rule of your mom: never apologize!
amy: your mom certainly didn't.
andy: you beat me to it.
andy: like your mom did last night.
andy: this is going to be bad, isn't it?
--
andy: http://www.pliantsoftware.ws/botchallengesetup.asmx?wsdl
andy: should be wsdl, right?
andy: and yet . . .
amy: that certainly explains why the web service tests aren't working.
andy: yep.
amy: yep.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
it has been an epic battle over...your mom
I would almost regret the challenge I made last week, but it's been hilarious. And now our coworkers are getting in on this hottt action...with his mom...last night...yeah...
(And I'm not gonna lie: he's winning. He even went so far as to temporarily disable a machine I was working with and rewrite the startup scripts to spit out "I restarted your mom last night." That made my week, right there. And, apparently, my mom's, as well.)
--
amy: it's like taunting monkeys
amy: except i don't get feces thrown at me
(pause)
amy: (unlike your mom, last night)
andy: blah
andy: it's like some sort of duel, where we're both eyeing eachother, wondering if the other person is going to go.
--
andy: hey do you know anything about this file i found on my computer?
andy: public_html/your_mom.html
amy: um, i might have put that there?
andy: yeah, well, it looks like the permissions are set up so that everybody can read/write/execute.
--
andy: this can only end in a race to the bottom, you know.
andy: i'm just making sure you know, before i put on my lead boots.
andy: because once i put those things on, it's tough to get them off.
andy: kind of like your mom.
--
andy: http://mparent7777-2.blogspot.com/2007/07/dick-john-cheney-on-her-list-too.html
andy: my questions are:
andy: 1. what kind of inhuman soul would be capable of sex with dick cheney?
andy: 2. what did he and your mom talk about afterwards?
amy:
1. may god have mercy on their souls
2. the previous night, which they'd both spent with your mom.
andy: not bad, not bad.
--
andy: void yourMom(){
while(1) {
// do nothing in this loop, 'cause your mom is dumb
}
}
amy: lastNight(cons me your_mom)
--
(And I'm not gonna lie: he's winning. He even went so far as to temporarily disable a machine I was working with and rewrite the startup scripts to spit out "I restarted your mom last night." That made my week, right there. And, apparently, my mom's, as well.)
--
amy: it's like taunting monkeys
amy: except i don't get feces thrown at me
(pause)
amy: (unlike your mom, last night)
andy: blah
andy: it's like some sort of duel, where we're both eyeing eachother, wondering if the other person is going to go.
--
andy: hey do you know anything about this file i found on my computer?
andy: public_html/your_mom.html
amy: um, i might have put that there?
andy: yeah, well, it looks like the permissions are set up so that everybody can read/write/execute.
--
andy: this can only end in a race to the bottom, you know.
andy: i'm just making sure you know, before i put on my lead boots.
andy: because once i put those things on, it's tough to get them off.
andy: kind of like your mom.
--
andy: http://mparent7777-2.blogspot.com/2007/07/dick-john-cheney-on-her-list-too.html
andy: my questions are:
andy: 1. what kind of inhuman soul would be capable of sex with dick cheney?
andy: 2. what did he and your mom talk about afterwards?
amy:
1. may god have mercy on their souls
2. the previous night, which they'd both spent with your mom.
andy: not bad, not bad.
--
andy: void yourMom(){
while(1) {
// do nothing in this loop, 'cause your mom is dumb
}
}
amy: lastNight(cons me your_mom)
--
Sunday, July 1, 2007
let's be honest, here
amy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_meat_animals
andy: any list like that that excludes penguin is automatically suspect.
amy: who the hell eats a penguin?
andy: let's be honest here. who doesn't?
--
andy: http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/06/26/giant.penguin/index.html
andy: GIANT FUCKING PENGUINS!!!
andy: you could eat for a month off one of those
amy: GIANT CELIBATE PENGUINS!!!
amy: i bet that's why they're so small, today.
andy: good point
--
amy: i am full of good points.
amy: they ooze from my pores.
amy: pretty bad for the skin, actually.
andy: well, that was an image
amy: i am full of those, too.
--
amy: [coworker] just made a "your mom" joke, i think
amy: i'm not surprised, but i'm glad _someone_ is taking up the slack.
andy: sorry, i'll work harder.
andy: on your mom.
--
amy: ok, now this is just ridiculously cute!
amy: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/26/bunway-airlines-is-now-landing/
andy: rabbit ass.
amy: cuteoverload would call them, "fuzzy bunny tocks"
amy: in retrospect, i think that site has desensitized me to the sight of the asses of cute animals
--
andy: http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/blogs/marquee/2007/06/farkcom-and-voice-of-reason.html
andy: cnn talks about fark.
andy: meta head explosion.
--
amy: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/28/all-i-can-say-is-dat-my-life-is-pretty-plain/(
andy: what kind of sick fuck makes bee outfits for cats?
amy: these people: http://www.costumesinc.com/pet_costumes_costumes_for_your_dog_costumes.cfm
amy: and these people: http://www.anniescostumes.com/pet.htm
amy: and these people: http://www.costumecraze.com/Traditional-Costumes-Halloween-Costumes-Halloween-Costumes-for-Pets.html
andy: sick sick sick.
amy: and these people: http://www.i-pets.com/cat_costumes.html
andy: just stop.
amy: heh.
andy: any list like that that excludes penguin is automatically suspect.
amy: who the hell eats a penguin?
andy: let's be honest here. who doesn't?
--
andy: http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/06/26/giant.penguin/index.html
andy: GIANT FUCKING PENGUINS!!!
andy: you could eat for a month off one of those
amy: GIANT CELIBATE PENGUINS!!!
amy: i bet that's why they're so small, today.
andy: good point
--
amy: i am full of good points.
amy: they ooze from my pores.
amy: pretty bad for the skin, actually.
andy: well, that was an image
amy: i am full of those, too.
--
amy: [coworker] just made a "your mom" joke, i think
amy: i'm not surprised, but i'm glad _someone_ is taking up the slack.
andy: sorry, i'll work harder.
andy: on your mom.
--
amy: ok, now this is just ridiculously cute!
amy: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/26/bunway-airlines-is-now-landing/
andy: rabbit ass.
amy: cuteoverload would call them, "fuzzy bunny tocks"
amy: in retrospect, i think that site has desensitized me to the sight of the asses of cute animals
--
andy: http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/blogs/marquee/2007/06/farkcom-and-voice-of-reason.html
andy: cnn talks about fark.
andy: meta head explosion.
--
amy: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/28/all-i-can-say-is-dat-my-life-is-pretty-plain/(
andy: what kind of sick fuck makes bee outfits for cats?
amy: these people: http://www.costumesinc.com/pet_costumes_costumes_for_your_dog_costumes.cfm
amy: and these people: http://www.anniescostumes.com/pet.htm
amy: and these people: http://www.costumecraze.com/Traditional-Costumes-Halloween-Costumes-Halloween-Costumes-for-Pets.html
andy: sick sick sick.
amy: and these people: http://www.i-pets.com/cat_costumes.html
andy: just stop.
amy: heh.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
welcome to another episode of...
amy: "When bad puns fail over instant messenger!"
andy: fuck that, my pun was officially awesome.
--
amy: sometimes i think i want to marry a burrito, and have little burrito babies
amy: but then that takes me into new and unfamiliar territories, like, WTF? and cannibalism
amy: and i'm just not ready to go there, not yet.
andy: i'm glad you've spent some time thinking this one through.
andy: it would be unfortunate to run with the intial idea and then regret it later.
--
amy: sometimes i wonder, which came first: slapstick comedy or leprosy?
andy: i think they co-evolved.
amy: and now i am going to reflect on how i am going to hell for making that joke.
--
amy: he sleeps on a pile of money?
andy: well, that wasn't stated explicitly, but do you know anyone who wouldn't if they could?
andy: sometimes i pull all my money out of the bank in pennies for a weekend, and sleep on that.
--
andy: sucks to have your final act overshadowed by the fact that you died. the best you can hope for is to combine the two, like being eaten by a shark.
andy: failing that, being killed by an out-of-control dragster in the south probably works, too.
--
amy: ooh, i'm excited. i like naming things.
amy: that's like, the most exciting thing about children.
amy: (it's all downhill after that)
andy: living the adamite dream.
andy: and you don't even have to lose a rib.
--
andy: MAKE_ROCKET_GO!
amy: I_CAN_HAS_ROCKET?
amy: INVISIBLE_ROCKET_OH_NOES
--
andy: that's like, 53 button presses on a cellphone.
amy: unless you are a text ninja
andy: being a text ninja is like being a light switch ninja.
amy: i hear those light switch ninjas get all the girls, though.
--
amy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=q3M2X4ZAH_w
andy: at some point, a musician has to ask himself, "Will playing my instrument faster get me laid more often?" at some point the amount of effort going into playing faster vastly outstrips the amount of effort going into getting laid.
andy: this guys went past that sweet spot years ago and never looked back.
amy: this is the part where i feel like i should say "i'd hit that,"but really, i wouldn't.
andy: i would just assume you meant "hit it with my car"
amy: his perm is really nice?
--
andy: i'm not sure what sound my brain makes when it wakes up.
andy: probably a whimper.
--
andy: i want to make the sound of a balloon deflating.
andy: (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
andy: softly
--
andy: I am going to leave you with one thought: LOLcatapults.
andy: and now I am going to leave.
andy: fuck that, my pun was officially awesome.
--
amy: sometimes i think i want to marry a burrito, and have little burrito babies
amy: but then that takes me into new and unfamiliar territories, like, WTF? and cannibalism
amy: and i'm just not ready to go there, not yet.
andy: i'm glad you've spent some time thinking this one through.
andy: it would be unfortunate to run with the intial idea and then regret it later.
--
amy: sometimes i wonder, which came first: slapstick comedy or leprosy?
andy: i think they co-evolved.
amy: and now i am going to reflect on how i am going to hell for making that joke.
--
amy: he sleeps on a pile of money?
andy: well, that wasn't stated explicitly, but do you know anyone who wouldn't if they could?
andy: sometimes i pull all my money out of the bank in pennies for a weekend, and sleep on that.
--
andy: sucks to have your final act overshadowed by the fact that you died. the best you can hope for is to combine the two, like being eaten by a shark.
andy: failing that, being killed by an out-of-control dragster in the south probably works, too.
--
amy: ooh, i'm excited. i like naming things.
amy: that's like, the most exciting thing about children.
amy: (it's all downhill after that)
andy: living the adamite dream.
andy: and you don't even have to lose a rib.
--
andy: MAKE_ROCKET_GO!
amy: I_CAN_HAS_ROCKET?
amy: INVISIBLE_ROCKET_OH_NOES
--
andy: that's like, 53 button presses on a cellphone.
amy: unless you are a text ninja
andy: being a text ninja is like being a light switch ninja.
amy: i hear those light switch ninjas get all the girls, though.
--
amy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=q3M2X4ZAH_w
andy: at some point, a musician has to ask himself, "Will playing my instrument faster get me laid more often?" at some point the amount of effort going into playing faster vastly outstrips the amount of effort going into getting laid.
andy: this guys went past that sweet spot years ago and never looked back.
amy: this is the part where i feel like i should say "i'd hit that,"but really, i wouldn't.
andy: i would just assume you meant "hit it with my car"
amy: his perm is really nice?
--
andy: i'm not sure what sound my brain makes when it wakes up.
andy: probably a whimper.
--
andy: i want to make the sound of a balloon deflating.
andy: (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
andy: softly
--
andy: I am going to leave you with one thought: LOLcatapults.
andy: and now I am going to leave.
Friday, June 15, 2007
oh yes, she did
andy: hey, what's the difference between the [current #] patch and a horse?
amy: umm?
andy: your mom didn't install the patch today.
--
andy: i'm here to suck the fun out of life
--
andy: the gods have turned their backs to us. we are on our own, and we are hungry.
--
andy: plastic is yummy in my tummy.
--
amy: http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/06/whateverrrrrrr.html
andy: whatever dog has pooped in your cup.
andy: whatcha gonna do about it?
--
andy: that was tasteful.
andy: it tasted like the dust that floats in the air of an old basement after you . . .
andy: crap
--
amy: everyone's snarky today
andy: snark time.
andy: snark attack.
andy: land snark.
andy: jump the snark.
amy: snarks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
amy: oh yes, i just won that exchange.
andy: nah, i just stopped playing.
--
andy: can't sleep, clown'll get me.
--
amy: so should i cry this time?
andy: i think we're beyond that point.
amy: ooh, time to bring in the elite ninja squadron of death?
andy: they're out back smoking. i want to tell them to get ready, but, well, they kind of scare me. i'll let them finish.
--
andy: i'm sure i can find some sort of software development book that has a fancy term for that.
amy: poopification?
andy: that's the general term for software development.
--
andy: http://thepeacock.com
andy: It's the new Time Cube.
amy: umm?
andy: your mom didn't install the patch today.
--
andy: i'm here to suck the fun out of life
--
andy: the gods have turned their backs to us. we are on our own, and we are hungry.
--
andy: plastic is yummy in my tummy.
--
amy: http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/06/whateverrrrrrr.html
andy: whatever dog has pooped in your cup.
andy: whatcha gonna do about it?
--
andy: that was tasteful.
andy: it tasted like the dust that floats in the air of an old basement after you . . .
andy: crap
--
amy: everyone's snarky today
andy: snark time.
andy: snark attack.
andy: land snark.
andy: jump the snark.
amy: snarks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
amy: oh yes, i just won that exchange.
andy: nah, i just stopped playing.
--
andy: can't sleep, clown'll get me.
--
amy: so should i cry this time?
andy: i think we're beyond that point.
amy: ooh, time to bring in the elite ninja squadron of death?
andy: they're out back smoking. i want to tell them to get ready, but, well, they kind of scare me. i'll let them finish.
--
andy: i'm sure i can find some sort of software development book that has a fancy term for that.
amy: poopification?
andy: that's the general term for software development.
--
andy: http://thepeacock.com
andy: It's the new Time Cube.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
an unprecedented midweek post!
Because we're just rolling in the funny this week.
--
andy: they're always out to get my lucky charms
--
andy: let's wait until it's perfect.
amy: nobody likes a perfectionist.
andy: that would explain the horse's head.
--
andy: did you know that the disciples of the buddha are traditionally portrayed carrying a gem-spitting mongoose that symbolizes spiritual wealth?
andy: i learned that this weekend.
amy: begs the question of, what comes out of the other end of the mongoose?
andy: crackers?
--
andy: they played WoW all weekend. i didn't wear spandex once. game point: andy.
--
andy: eating through part of yourself != cute
--
about Jackass:
andy: of course he goes with the camera crew.
andy: otherwise it would be called "stories that knoxville makes up and expects us to believe"
--
andy: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article56107.html
andy: the conservative christian embrace of irony is complete.
andy: they are in your memes, coopting your voice of rebellion
--
andy: all these layers of stomach-kicking indirection.
andy: at some point i feel we're losing sight of the true meaning of christmas.
--
about the Hasselhoff:
andy: the hoff is music in motion. i imagine his whole life as some sort of musical.
amy: he began his life as one of the van der trapp children in "the sound of music"
andy: yeah, that's pretty much how the story goes in my head.
andy: ledderhose and such.
amy: then he discovered KITT in the wilds of the alps...
andy: the image of a young german boy eating chocolate and coming across a Trans-Am in an alpine meadow has just made my week.
--
about Star Trek TNG:
amy: the only thing that has changed about my love of star trek over the years is which character i think is hottest
andy: girlish longings for riker replaced by womanly attention to data?
amy: riker was never really my type
andy: but there are so many of him to love.
andy: skinny riker.
andy: fat riker.
andy: bearded riker.
andy: pederast-looking riker.
amy: once i became fond of dorks, geordi really grew on me.
andy: yeah, it also helped that he calmed down later in the series.
andy: you watch the first season, and you think he probably goes down and has sex with the anti-matter containment unit when nobody is around.
andy: maybe he did, and they had a falling out. I mean, the AMCU was definitely a mod, and he was more of a rocker.
andy: data was always fly.
amy: yeah, i definitely liked data in my experienced, older man phase
amy: all few minutes of it
--
amy: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/12/lolcat-alignright/
andy: i must have non-standards compliant lolcat browser. nothing was specified for "type", but they were displayed as type="kitten".
--
amy: everybody dance now?
andy: quick to the point to the point no fakin'
andy: cookin' m.c.'s like a pound of bacon.
andy: burning 'em, yeah i'm quick and nimble
andy: i go crazy when i hear a cymbal.
amy: now that you mention it, there is a certain resemblance between you and vanilla ice
--
andy: if [andy's last name] was a drug i'd sell it by the gram.
amy: would it kill people like that "cheese heroin" i keep seeing on CNN?
andy: if you're trying to get me to look at CNN just so that i can see paris again, good luck.
andy: i'm not falling for that crap.
andy: it's like goatse at this point.
amy: i saw that on CNN today, too
--
andy: i see that http://www.keeperofthegoatse.com/ is not registered.
andy: it would be a clearinghouse for all goatse pictures.
andy: "how would you find goatse pictures?" you ask.
andy: i would have people submit them.
andy: "how would you know they were real goatse pictures, and not just pictures of dogs being eaten by squirrels?"
andy: i would have another site called http://www.goatseornotgoatse.com/, where people would vote on the submissions, deciding whether they are goatse or not.
--
upon discovering http://omg.yahoo.com/
amy: OMG is not freaking open source
andy: wow, yahoo just pissed on my face.
--
andy: they're always out to get my lucky charms
--
andy: let's wait until it's perfect.
amy: nobody likes a perfectionist.
andy: that would explain the horse's head.
--
andy: did you know that the disciples of the buddha are traditionally portrayed carrying a gem-spitting mongoose that symbolizes spiritual wealth?
andy: i learned that this weekend.
amy: begs the question of, what comes out of the other end of the mongoose?
andy: crackers?
--
andy: they played WoW all weekend. i didn't wear spandex once. game point: andy.
--
andy: eating through part of yourself != cute
--
about Jackass:
andy: of course he goes with the camera crew.
andy: otherwise it would be called "stories that knoxville makes up and expects us to believe"
--
andy: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article56107.html
andy: the conservative christian embrace of irony is complete.
andy: they are in your memes, coopting your voice of rebellion
--
andy: all these layers of stomach-kicking indirection.
andy: at some point i feel we're losing sight of the true meaning of christmas.
--
about the Hasselhoff:
andy: the hoff is music in motion. i imagine his whole life as some sort of musical.
amy: he began his life as one of the van der trapp children in "the sound of music"
andy: yeah, that's pretty much how the story goes in my head.
andy: ledderhose and such.
amy: then he discovered KITT in the wilds of the alps...
andy: the image of a young german boy eating chocolate and coming across a Trans-Am in an alpine meadow has just made my week.
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about Star Trek TNG:
amy: the only thing that has changed about my love of star trek over the years is which character i think is hottest
andy: girlish longings for riker replaced by womanly attention to data?
amy: riker was never really my type
andy: but there are so many of him to love.
andy: skinny riker.
andy: fat riker.
andy: bearded riker.
andy: pederast-looking riker.
amy: once i became fond of dorks, geordi really grew on me.
andy: yeah, it also helped that he calmed down later in the series.
andy: you watch the first season, and you think he probably goes down and has sex with the anti-matter containment unit when nobody is around.
andy: maybe he did, and they had a falling out. I mean, the AMCU was definitely a mod, and he was more of a rocker.
andy: data was always fly.
amy: yeah, i definitely liked data in my experienced, older man phase
amy: all few minutes of it
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amy: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/12/lolcat-alignright/
andy: i must have non-standards compliant lolcat browser. nothing was specified for "type", but they were displayed as type="kitten".
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amy: everybody dance now?
andy: quick to the point to the point no fakin'
andy: cookin' m.c.'s like a pound of bacon.
andy: burning 'em, yeah i'm quick and nimble
andy: i go crazy when i hear a cymbal.
amy: now that you mention it, there is a certain resemblance between you and vanilla ice
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andy: if [andy's last name] was a drug i'd sell it by the gram.
amy: would it kill people like that "cheese heroin" i keep seeing on CNN?
andy: if you're trying to get me to look at CNN just so that i can see paris again, good luck.
andy: i'm not falling for that crap.
andy: it's like goatse at this point.
amy: i saw that on CNN today, too
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andy: i see that http://www.keeperofthegoatse.com/ is not registered.
andy: it would be a clearinghouse for all goatse pictures.
andy: "how would you find goatse pictures?" you ask.
andy: i would have people submit them.
andy: "how would you know they were real goatse pictures, and not just pictures of dogs being eaten by squirrels?"
andy: i would have another site called http://www.goatseornotgoatse.com/, where people would vote on the submissions, deciding whether they are goatse or not.
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upon discovering http://omg.yahoo.com/
amy: OMG is not freaking open source
andy: wow, yahoo just pissed on my face.
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