because things have been really, really busy.
andy: tastes like christmas.
andy: i probably said that last time, too.
andy: i only say five or six things.
andy: most of them end with "fuck"
andy: you should go to the "Yo Mamma! Slam 2007"
amy: i'm not about insulting your mom
amy: just celebrating her
amy: we have come a long way since the sack of flour
andy: and in some ways, not far enough.
andy: just get off my damned lawn.
andy: i'm pretty sure that rabbit could eat a person.
amy: i'm pretty sure it already has.
amy: (neil diamond, in fact)
andy: i'm still not sure about how i feel about the "illegal sex with
your mom" angle.
andy: i mean, we did it at a lot of different angles.
andy: but still.
amy: i hear there's websites out there on the internet for that sort of thing
andy: there are three.
andy: one isn't very good, though.
amy: good spam subject line: "Does your penis ruin your life?"
amy: penises frequently ruin mine as well.
amy: you just got duckrolled
andy: i hit your mom with a duck last night.
(when andy was complaining about how he keeps receiving other people's email)
amy: have you ever considered legally changing your name to something
other than "andrew"?
andy: have you ever considered GOING TO HELL!?!?
amy: (just throwing that out there. gotta keep you on your toes.)
andy: only fair, since i kept your mom on her toes last night.
amy: yeah, i was waiting for that.
andy: so was she.
amy: BEAR ASS
andy: that's something i don't need to see again.
amy: yeahhh, i saw that. those netherlands kids are craaaazy.
andy: crazy like a robot-fucking fox.
amy: but hey, i guess there's some reassurance in knowing the robot
won't break your heart.
amy: well, unless you want it to.
amy: with its fists.
andy: people already have sex with robots all the time.
andy: nobody wants to marry a vibrator.
andy: (andy has left the building. please leave a message.)