Monday, February 18, 2008

blog cat says...

"meow, we're back."

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andy: emo cat says: friends are mean.
amy: sarcastic cat says: did emo cat weep when he said that?
amy: also, does emo cat wear too-tight pants?
amy: and if so, where does his tail fit?
andy: stupid question cat refuses to dignify that with a response.
amy: well stupid question cat is just no fun and probably never gets laid

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amy: i've got pavarotti stuck in my head
andy: there are worse places for him to be stuck.
amy: like the back of a chevy?

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andy: i had your mom's cat on my arm the other night.
amy: double-entendre cat says: WIN
amy: but
amy: double-entendre cat also says: confused and trying not to picture how that works.
andy: race to the bottom cat says: i am wearin led boots.
amy: man, race-to-the-bottom cat must have a pretty stiff-legged gait, then
andy: he does, but once he hits the water there are none faster.

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andy: stupid question cat wonders: why wait, indeed?
andy: stupid question cat has leveled up. he is now ironic contradiction cat.

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amy: yeah. turn that into a ymj. i dare you.
andy: i was just going to sit here and ignore it.
amy: I IGNORED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!!!
amy: that's right: i hurt her feelings.
amy: man, i am a bitch.
andy: she said she was happier that way.
andy: she had a head ache.
amy: you suck.

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andy: http://www.codecommit.com/blog/scala/scala-for-java-refugees-part-1
andy: "You're comfortable with Java, you know its ins and outs, its moods. It's like an old girlfriend; you may not feel the vibe anymore, but you know just how to rub it so it smiles."
andy: someday we'll figure out why there aren't more women in the computer industry.

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amy: amy cat wonders: are we going to talk through cats all day?
amy: not that there's a problem with that.
amy: but amy cat is curious.
amy: and amused.
andy: magic 8 ball cat says: ask again later.

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amy: one of my friends was over last week playing katamari damacy, and I got pretty violently ill if I looked at the screen for more than 2 minutes
andy: yeah, that happens.
andy: the vomitting is weakness leaving the body.
andy: and landing on your floor.
andy: weakness smells bad, and discolors the carpet.

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andy: psycho-analytical cat says: tell me about your mom.

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andy: andy's-giant-guns-cat says: you fail

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andy: joke cat says: what's the difference between a mcdonalds and a brothel?
amy: clueless cat says: um, do you want fries with that?
andy: YOUR MOM!!!
amy: critical cat says: that was terrible, but funny
andy: partner in crime cat says: i have to get one in before you leave.
andy: ymj

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