andy: any list like that that excludes penguin is automatically suspect.
amy: who the hell eats a penguin?
andy: let's be honest here. who doesn't?
andy: GIANT FUCKING PENGUINS!!!
andy: you could eat for a month off one of those
amy: GIANT CELIBATE PENGUINS!!!
amy: i bet that's why they're so small, today.
andy: good point
amy: i am full of good points.
amy: they ooze from my pores.
amy: pretty bad for the skin, actually.
andy: well, that was an image
amy: i am full of those, too.
amy: [coworker] just made a "your mom" joke, i think
amy: i'm not surprised, but i'm glad _someone_ is taking up the slack.
andy: sorry, i'll work harder.
andy: on your mom.
amy: ok, now this is just ridiculously cute!
andy: rabbit ass.
amy: cuteoverload would call them, "fuzzy bunny tocks"
amy: in retrospect, i think that site has desensitized me to the sight of the asses of cute animals
andy: cnn talks about fark.
andy: meta head explosion.
andy: what kind of sick fuck makes bee outfits for cats?
amy: these people: http://www.costumesinc.com/pet_costumes_costumes_for_your_dog_costumes.cfm
amy: and these people: http://www.anniescostumes.com/pet.htm
amy: and these people: http://www.costumecraze.com/Traditional-Costumes-Halloween-Costumes-Halloween-Costumes-for-Pets.html
andy: sick sick sick.
amy: and these people: http://www.i-pets.com/cat_costumes.html
andy: just stop.